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When your children start drinking it you get tears of joy.
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When your adult children don’t drink it you feel like a failure.
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When Folgers is considered offensive or Minor League.
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If your supply of coffee is greater than your supply of toilet paper.
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If you get uptight when your filter supply is low.
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If words like Bunn, Keurig and Joe are in your vocabulary.
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If you sound like a foreigner when you order at Starbucks. Ex: skinny vanilla latte extra hot double Americano
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A double shot is not a basketball term.
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If you have a coffee app on your phone or iPad. (Around Me or Starbucks locator)
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If being addicted is a badge of honor.
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A coffee headache is consciously avoided at all costs.
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You find yourself bragging about the health benefits often.
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Waiting in line at Dunkin’ Donuts drive thru bothers you less than highway traffic jams.
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If you frequent restrooms because of it.
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If you have coffee witness wear: t-shirts, hats or mugs.
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Barista’s know your name and order.
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If you take it with you when you travel, just in case.
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If you have a favorite mug and swear it tastes better in it.
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